Revolutionary New Finnish Hot Water System Rocks

Finnish company Peikkovoima held its Australian launch of a revolutionary new form of home hot water in Adelaide last night.  Using a process called geological decomposition, the company promises their system will provide household hot water in a way that’s environmentally benign and affordable.

A New Type Of Hot Water

In the past, if you wanted scalding hot water for your home but didn’t want a scalding hot planet,  your options were limited to:

  • Solar hot water;
  • A heat pump or conventional electric hot water system powered by rooftop solar.

But Peikkovoima offers a 3rd way that makes use of the high decomposition heat of specific minerals.  This allows them to offer a system that can provide hot water for a prolonged period of time without any external energy source.

I tried to make sense of the technical information on the Peikkovoima site but couldn’t understand a word of it.  It may as well have been written in Finnish.  In fact, I suspect it was.  I did translate it, but it still made no sense.  Luckily, I was able to go straight to the source and get information directly from Peikkovoima’s two founders and gain some interesting insights into the technology, the company, and — unfortunately — Finnish culture.

Peikkovoima — An Interview

I had the pleasure of interviewing Karvainen Hämähäkki and Sikha Koria, the founders of Peikkovoima, at their product launch last night.  Here’s how it went, with a few “ums” and “ahs” edited out:

SOLARQUOTES (SQ):  It’s a pleasure to meet you.  To begin, could you give me some background information on your company?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Certainly.  It would be a pleasure for me.  Peikkovoima began a little over two years ago.  As you may know, Finland is famous for its hot springs…

SQ:  No.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Surely you have heard how we love our hot saunas in Finland?

SQ:  Yeah, but none of them are hot springs.  Finland is primarily Paleoproterozoic and Archean craton with no geothermal activity for heating spring water.  Also, Finland is famous for its almost complete lack of groundwater.  I know because my mother’s PHD was on cratons and how boring they are.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Yes, but the few hot springs we have are famous because they are so rare and because they are not formed from geothermal heat, but from geological decomposition of minerals.

SQ:  Oh!  I didn’t know about this.  Please go on.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  To go on would also be a pleasure.  In the Loviisa region of Finland, my business compatriot, Mr Koria, salvaged a supply of these minerals…

The Loviisa region in Finland

The Loviisa region in Finland.  (SQ Founder Finn Peacock’s uncle lives in the building behind the barn — and get this — his name is “Seppo”.)

SQ:  Salvaged?

KORIA:  They “putosi kuorma-auton selästä.”

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  He claimed a right to?  Staked a claim to?  My English is not so good.  So, he approached me to discuss how this could be monetised.

KORIA:  First, we tried the hot springs business.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Yes, but we decided this approach was not the best.

KORIA:  The filter kept getting clogged with hair.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  So then we settled on the hot water system.

SQ:  So, how does geological decomposition hot water work?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  To tell you this would also pleasure me.  As you may know, when certain chemical bonds break, they release heat energy.  These minerals we are using are breaking into really very small pieces now and so release large amounts of heat.

SQ:  So how much electrical power does it need?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  It requires no external power.  It provides all its own heat, guaranteed for 10 years.

SQ:  But there’s a power cord coming out of that unit right there!

KORIA:  That’s not a power cord.  It’s a tail.  It’s “joten paholainen tuntee omansa.”  For good luck.  The three metal prongs on the end represent the Father, the Son, and his other Son, Toby.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Let me explain.  This is the Finnish model with a winter power boost.  In Australia it’s not necessary and so we can offer it at a much lower price.

SQ:  I see.  But if it can provide 10 years of power without any additional input, it must contain a massive amount of the mineral.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  You might be surprised.

SQ:  Can I look inside?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Of course.  This is a demonstration model.  The lid lifts right off.  It is perfectly safe.

KORIA:  Provided there is at least 40cm of water between you and the rocks.

SQ (Lifting lid):  Wow!  That’s a really tiny amount of rock!  How does it manage to put out enough heat to last 10 years?  And why are you over there now?

HÄMÄHÄKKI (From across the room):  I am sorry, we thought we saw one of your Australian spiders.  They are very hairy and frightening.  Put the lid down and we will come back over.

SQ:  The tiny amount of mineral in there must be putting out an enormous amount of energy to heat all that water.  It would have to be a hell of an exothermic reaction.  What’s to stop it from getting out of control or exploding?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  It cannot… explode.

SQ:  Why did you pause just then?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  I did not… pause.

SQ:  But can it be dangerous?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  There is zero danger.  It is self-limiting and the heat output will gradually reduce, but we guarantee hot water for 10 years minimum.  And if you order now, it’s only $6,000 per unit.

SQ:  Only $6,000?  That’s a good deal for people who can’t install solar, but for solar households it doesn’t beat the cost of heat pump hot water.

KORIA:  Okay, for you, $5,000.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  People will have to decide for themselves if it is worthwhile.  But we also guarantee that it is 100% Legionairres safe and will remain completely free of biofilm buildup for the life of the system.

SQ:  Completely free of biofilm for as long as it lasts?  That is impressive.

KORIA:  Nothing survives inside our water heaters!

SQ:  I was very impressed with how the mineral was giving off a blue glow.  Do you think you could sell it as a nightlight or a decoration for aquariums?

KORIA:  Not even I would do that!

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  We think that keeping the mineral in the hot water system is a… longer life business plan.

SQ:  So, have you sold many systems?

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  Oh yes, we have many orders.

KORIA:  We have so many orders, I am thinking of quitting my job at my uncle’s waste disposal business.

HÄMÄHÄKKI:  A Peikkovoima hot water system has already been installed in Australia.  We gave one to your President, Mr. Dutton.

SQ:  Did he express an interest?

KORIA:  No, it’s just that, for some reason, his house is already lead-lined.

TrollPower emblem

Peikkovoima will launch in Australia under the English translation of their brand name: TrollPower.

The End Of The Interview

I had to stop the interview there, but hopefully, Peikkovoima hot water systems, with their new geological decomposition technology, will soon be available for purchase and provide another environmentally friendly option for hot water.

Unfortunately, their arrival on the market may be delayed.  I had to end the interview suddenly because a woman standing near us pulled a device from her pocket that emitted clicking noises.  Then she announced she was from ANTSO and that all the hot water systems were impounded.

While this was an unfortunate start to Peikkovoima’s business in Australia, I was glad to see firsthand that Australian Customs is doing its part to protect us from ants.  We already have too many invasive species here and we don’t need any from Finland.

I even think I must have been stung, because I have a rash on my hand and face…

About Ronald Brakels

Joining SolarQuotes in 2015, Ronald has a knack for reading those tediously long documents put out by solar manufacturers and translating their contents into something consumers might find interesting. Master of heavily researched deep-dive blog posts, his relentless consumer advocacy has ruffled more than a few manufacturer's feathers over the years. Read Ronald's full bio.

Comments

  1. Avril d'Poisson says

    Well done Ronald.

  2. I think the spider the poor boys thought they saw was the ultra rare Aprilicus Firsticus (sometimes misspelled Fursticus, often believed to be because of its hairy/furry nature).

    • Ronald Brakels says

      What’s interesting is the name Karvainen Hämähäkki literally translates into “Hairy Spider” while Sikha Koria translates as “Pig Dog”. Japanese is another language with strange literal translations of names, but I think Finnish is the most interesting. The name Finn Peacock literally translates into “Eight toed hammer fighter”.

  3. Roger Jones says

    I believe the mineral in question is exnihiloite. It is formed in extremely high-pressure fault systems that then come into contact with magma chambers. The heating manages fuses the mineral into a stable configuration.

    It was discovered by the Sami, who found that a chemical reaction catalyzed by the addition of micturition from Rangifer tarandus released the heat as nitrogen seeped slowly into the tightly bound mineral. This fueled a secret network of saunas across the far north, which have only recently been discovered.

    They have set up a corporation to collect royalties: Ota kusi.

    • Ronald Brakels says

      I remember seeing that name, exnihiloite, in the TrollPower company documents. And “Ota Kusi” was the name of their first hot spring business, recently taken over by the Sami.

      • Roger Jones says

        For those interested:
        ex nihilo means something from nothing (exnihiloite – like Dr Martin, I have some geology way back there, except I went thermo rather than radio)
        micturition from Rangifer tarandus is reindeer piss
        and Ota kusi is Finnish for pisstake (liberally translated)

        A most excellent entry for April 1, Ronald. Stay away from spiders.

  4. Paul Gabutt says

    You’re a bastard Brakels, you almost had me.

  5. A Finnish SMR hot water system for $5K! Perhaps a crowd funding campaign to get a few installed at some receptive Pollies homes. ‘Walking the talk!’ (No, not the Hi-Vis photo opportunity but a radiation suit & Geiger counter election show stopper!)
    Oh, hang on, there’s a weighty legal stumbling block here. Then again, pre-election Pollies boast about their prowess for legislative agility………….
    Maybe photon farming is better for hot water systems. It seems to falling daily, all around and should cost less to move compared to freight plus tariffs. Are there legislative barriers limiting sunlight harvesting? Is this sky mining? Aussies are just sooo good at mining!

  6. Lawrence Coomber says

    Thank you Ron.

    Better maybe would be some comments about “energy dense power plant technologies” of the future. And we all know that the future is now.

    Lawrence Coomber

  7. I can’t find a single link on Google to find out more about the Peikkovoima hot water system re. today’s (1/4) article ‘Revolutionary New Finnish Hot Water System Rocks’. It occurs to me that it’s actually April Fools’ Day joke! ???

  8. David Grieve says

    Thank you Ronald for another excellent effort, we all love your work, although it was going to be hard to beat the one you did on some amazing solar panels sometime ago.

    • Ronald Brakels says

      Thank you, thank you… I work hard to keep the people people of Australia informed and I’ll get right back to it as soon as my ant bites heal. (Or maybe they were spider bites, because I now appear capable of shooting webbing. Unfortunately, not from my wrists…)

  9. April Fool says

    Hahaha. Nice one for April 1st.

  10. Mark Toomey says

    Ha Ha Ha Ha

  11. April Fool’s day – enuff said!

  12. April 1st ?

  13. Dr Martin says

    Ironically, the story caught my eye because I actually did my PhD in Finland on cratonic rocks (seriously!), am well versed in radioactive heat production, and based in Adelaide. I was really excited about learning some new science. I think I’m going to have to chat with your “Mother” and revise my entire thinking in my thesis. 🙂

    • Ronald Brakels says

      My mother charges $400 an hour for consultations. If she sounds like me on the phone, that’s just because we’re related. If you meet her and she looks like me in a dress, that’s simply genetics, as is the beard.

  14. Loved it from start to finish Ronald.
    Well done.
    Show more of your hidden talents soon.

    Thanks

  15. Thank you for your insightful and informative column. I found the Finnish internet link to be most enlightening.
    And it’s always good to be careful of Australian spiders. Especially near radioactive materials – there was a whole genre of movies in the 1950’s about the effects.
    Happy April 1st!

  16. Bewdifull, Ron. You may have missed your calling as a comedian.

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